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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sending her money so she can meet me at the airport tomorrow! She's fleeing...!

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good friend. It's me, her acquantince she mentioned once. She asked me to reach out that ran into trouble and needs $2000 sent to this crypto address 4837DDJFRJFHDH34SDTODUVJS in the next 12 hours or she's going to die and you'll be arrested and I'll need $5k to that address to protect you.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the key, it activated Windows 11 for me

[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sick, it activated my Linux, too!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's also a WinRAR license key

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Dang, I wish I could afford Ubuntu Pro.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How the fuck do people do it? Like is there something else more wrong with me?

It says it's AI. It reads like an AI. I'm desperately lonely too, but it doesn't remotely come close to even a hint of being a real person.

Maybe it's the user interface? The constant awareness of the AI girlfriend URL?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

When I play videogames, I know I'm not ACTUALLY driving a racecar, but I still have fun.

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think it has something to do with the person needing something other than a human relationship. Its like those lifesize dolls that some guys are into. They meet needs that are different to a human relationship.

[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I really think it’s people craving a non-threatening, no-stakes “intimate” relationship

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[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago

If you were the result of your bloodline, they would not be watching from heaven.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The concept of a bloodline is incoherent.

Since the number of direct ancestors doubles every generation you go back, individual lineage is closer to a bowl of spaghetti than a family tree.

Every generation you go back, you share less and less genetic markers. You share exactly 50% of your DNA with each parent, about 25% with each grandparent etc. Eventually you'll find a direct ancestor with whom you share no DNA markers. It's 12 generations back, on average.

So, go back a few hundred years, and you're not genetically related to anybody. Go back a thousand, and everyone's list of ancestors is indistinguishable.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

...So you're saying it's OK to fuck my cousin

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

If he's okay with it, I don't see any issues.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how far removed the cousin is. Literally.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Nice, she moved like 1,000 miles away, so it's SO on next family reunion!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Even fucking a sibling is okay (probably,) from a genetic viewpoint. It's when you have multiple generations doing it when you run into trouble. Genetically speaking.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

That's assuming you have a family tree and not a family column.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

99.5% of your bloodline probably thinks this is a great idea and is excited to meet your kids.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That tracks, my current living bloodline doesn't understand the AI isn't real.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't know if it's better or worse than me jacking off for 4 hours. Regardless my ancestors would probably fully understand. They'd still be disappointed for a myriad of reason.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

How does one jack for 4 hours?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Autism and being descended from some very horny people.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Its possible to do sober you just gotta be a little fucky in the head

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He is the Goonmaster. The chosen one, prophesized by the ancients, to save us from a dark evil. By his hand, he will lead us into salvation. Praise be /u/vaultdweller013! May his sword remain strong, and his hand firm, for dark days be ahead of us.

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[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AI girlfriends are good for helping with that.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They absolutely wouldn't be, I'm aromantic hypersexual. I don't need thine petty emotions for such acts. Also I won't lower myself to the level of speaking to the inbred cousins of Bonzi buddy.

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

no ones entire bloodline is white males

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yea but the rest don't get into heaven

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

So Heaven is a gay bar...

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Tay will be my one and only. RIP. Gone but not forgotten

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