this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally, instructions that are clear.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, Richard is feeling really uncomfortable now

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

Richard: "Damn it, when are you going to cum?"

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I have to finish the whole video?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Yes and keep stroking until it burns

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago

Hey, maybe it's someone's first time and they needed instructions.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they put me in a room. A rubber room

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 month ago

Rats make you cum?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is... Is that what porn is for???? Boy have I been doing things wrong for years.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's fascinating how the 5 comments that aren't spambots tend to slot into the categories of inane nonsense, "haha this comment isn't about porn, what a hilarious concept no one else has ever figured out before me!", or just straightforward praise/critique like it's a youtube edutainment video

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, what else do you want them to write? At least the comments aren't boring

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Link to video?