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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pocketknives.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

There are at least 2 to 3 things that all girls want starting with p and ending with s.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Women often have pocketses. It's considered better form/preference to show off their ass better without using them.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think every statement I've ever heard from women about pockets is that women's clothes often don't have and require more pockets, but that might be survivorship bias where the ones who dont care are silent.

I personally have a great ass but I wouldn't choose to wear pants without pockets.

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