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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Parmesan at 80km/h hits different.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I am lazy, but 50 meters per hour... /j

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But then you know for sure that it's a joke (j) or sarcasm (s).

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer to leave it ambiguous and trust the audience’s intelligence.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sorry, you must be new to the Internet, because that it a sure fire way to either get insulted, or attracting very long and detailed comments about how you're plain wrong, as I am about to do :

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I like to live dangerously.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, I'll be insulted! Or get a pedantic asshole who completely missed the point telling me I'm wrong!

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Checking... no /s, no /j. Seems to be slightly pushing back against a comment I made. Yep, time to go nuclear!

But, today I'm tired, can you, like, build your own insults? That'd be great.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And here I thought the /j stood for Joule /j

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Fatally, one might say

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can fascinate a person with a piece of cheese.

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that just women? Men with their innate power can resist such temptations.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you need Brie to fascinate men

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Alison or cheese? Either way, yes.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do so many selfish assholes have an insatiable need to take two-handed pictures while operating a 2 ton death machine at full speed?

Because there are a lot of safety mechanisms for the person inside the machine, so it's fine.

[–] mauubunzie_Kittyroll69420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no parmagiano regiano? enjoy your sawdust “cheese” /j

Look here at Mr. Parmiggiano fresco accepting anything without checking how many years it's been aged, prf... /j

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Given how much lead is in protein supplements, it’s probably better for you than a protein bar!

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That report was skewd because it was comparing vs california "safe levels" which are 1000x lower than well known established safe levels.

Example: A carrat in california has the same label.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have no idea who told you that, but they made it up. The FDA’s recommended daily limit for dietary lead is 8.8 micrograms. A single serving of one protein powder examined by Consumer Reports had 7.7 micrograms of lead, almost the maximum recommended amount, which doesn’t even include other sources of lead in your diet.

Consumer Reports has solid evidence and reasoning in their report. Lead is bad for you. Don’t eat things full of lead.

And I just checked the carrots in my fridge: no lead warning on them.

[–] StopSpazzing@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Some recent article said they had way over the limit but was comparing it the way i mentioned. That was the specific article i was talking about. I was not aware of consumer reports follow up on this. Doesnt seem like produce requires the label so again was wrong. My apologies.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Thank you for being open to looking at the evidence!

just checked

Same, and I bought them in California.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It has a lot of saturated fats though, which isn't good to eat too much of

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True, but saturated fat is probably better for you than lead!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that might be true lol

[–] proper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thought at first you had one of these

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

With the best of intentions: photo taker should get their damn hands back on the wheel.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

Way too fresh

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I would unironically eat this.

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Salt+cholesterol=tiger's blood

Someone's feeling rich.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Reverse butt plug.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only cowards grate Parmesan and Romano. Nibble or slice off chunks, its great!

[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

How very SPQR of you

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I’m looking forward to the parody commercial equivalent of Colon Blow for protein.

Shredded Meat.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My cholesterol hates this image.

[–] Beardman9000@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That looks pretty expensive

[–] insomniac199@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer sbrinz but to each their own