This is the way.
I am giving out a baggy with:
- full size chocolate bar
- chips
- popping candy
- sour patches
- rice Crispie
All my neighbour's do baggies with stuff in them too. One puts a loonie in. It's a competition.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2025
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That's a good competition to have!
One of my favourite episodes is when Lisa's about to ruin the school's funding, so they hire Otto to play a School Comptroller so that the school can get its funding and Lisa can stop her guilt from negatively affecting everyone around her in the name of her own self-righteousness
Can't speak for everyone but I'd still prefer the king size candy.
Ditto. And not just cos I'm veggie
Dis is de wae.
~ Marvin Gaye
That might poke holes in their candy bag. Better to go with an ice cream scoop of pulled pork.
Last year, a house near me had a hotdog cooker going. It was an absolute hit with the kids (and parents!)
Dinkleberrrrrrrrg
That's a beauty
I've got some truly awful chilly chocolate that somebody at work gave me. I'm tempted to hand that out to the snotty kids I don't like.
That's some very sensitive insecurity there.
I thought nowadays the done thing is to shoot the kids?
Sadly a tradition only available in the United States.
And I'm just handing out pop.