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[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 162 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can see how that would very easily happen, but my experience is that it's easier to find a new job than get a raise. Eventually you'll get that senior position too.

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Forbes magazine found a long time ago that the best way to get a raise in America is to find another job.

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also true in the UK, I could get an extra +£10k just by leaving for a senior position elsewhere.

But I don't want to for two reasons:

  1. I don't feel I have enough experience to actually be a senior in my job and want to stay where I am currently to learn some more before I leave.

  2. I really like my current company because they treat me very very well and are the complete opposite of my previous company who gave me workplace PTSD, anxiety, and made me suicidally depressed. On top of that my company commits to inflation matching yearly wage adjustments, so I'm not loosing money by staying here.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 20 points 1 month ago

In Italy, for technical jobs, traditionally a new employer should offer your 10% more on your yearly gross. Conditions apply of course, such as being already above the average pay for your position and experience, or having already changed job recently, but it's way more than you usually would be able to bargain for a raise (idk why employers are allergic to pay raises, but replacing you when you leave with someone more expensive apparently is ok, despite the new hire requiring time to get up to speed).

Nowadays it works less for roles that aren't in high demand, and even then they try to low-ball you whenever possible, but it's still better than fighting for raises.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've gotten anywhere from 20k to 40k increases when I switch companies. If I stay I'm only getting the "standard" 2~4%

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

7% last year. Being in a union is awesome.

[–] pageflight@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Software union? (Where?)

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[–] agelord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Probably true everywhere in the world, but may vary across fields of occupation.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Literally just got a 300% raise from switching

[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was a long time ago though. Since covid the market has changed and it’s probably not as good of an idea to be a job hopper as it was.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Depends on what job you're in. If it's highly technical and niche you'll have an easier time finding a better job. A competitor recently tried to poach me for a 50% raise but I turned them down since they didn't have hybrid work available. Sometimes it's better to stick with a job that offers things you value more than money.

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[–] Paradux@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

The job-jump pay benefits may be true long-term but I've been keeping my eye on the Atlanta Fed Wage Growth tool with some relevant data. The difference between switchers and stayers is very small right now probably driven by slow hiring. The market is cold. We may all become seniors unless we get laid off or the market changes for the better.

https://www.atlantafed.org/chcs/wage-growth-tracker

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm currently at the 1 year mark of my IT internship, idk when I should leave. Should I stick with it for another year while I'm still in school and then jump after I graduate? Should I get a new job and jump this summer? So many options

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

The best time to shop other jobs is while you're still getting paid at your current one.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • Stick around for at least five years and you're the guru who knows everything, so you've got job security

  • Change jobs every five years, because managers love to offer "experienced hires" more than the current actually experienced staff

The Two Genders

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 month ago

Woah woah woah, 5 years? I can't pretend to be a good worker for that long

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You either leave for a better offer, or stay long enough to see yourself become laid off.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Important Note: Being "the person who knows how everything works around here" means nothing to them when it's time for layoffs.

Also, your yearly performance reviews are less than meaningless

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does mean something to them, but not in a way that will stop you from getting laid off; what it means is that after laying you off, they'll quickly come to regret it and scramble to try to fill the knowledge gap they now have. I know a few people who were called up by the company basically begging them to help. A couple of people I know were able to leverage this to get a short term position contracting (at exorbitantly higher rates than their salary way), and a few others instead just cackled in schadenfreude.

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

Haha, that's the former head of my department. They asked for a good raise (after building the infrastructure from ground up), the company said nah, so they left for a better position and much more money than what the current dept. head is making. The company now pays for their consulting, and the management still hasn't learned their lesson, because they're still stingy with the raises.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You must tackle that with being underpaid!

/j

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 47 points 1 month ago

Funny idea that you’re going to get promotion and pay rise by staying where you are and hoping the management will magically appreciate your efforts and reward you.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Yes, if you stay at a dysfunctional company for five years, and everyone more competent left: Steve in sales will address you as the senior engineer at the start of the call.

It won't feel good, that guy is an idiot.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Hahaha yep after five years you do become the person who knows how to do shit. But you still get paid the same wage just for more effort. If you are working for 5 years and you are being mistreated please leave without a two week notice. I never thought I would the one to do it but its good for your mental health

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just gotta do it with confidence

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The managers do say "move fast and break things."

They don't like it when we do which is odd.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, they also don't like when we move slowly and keep things working either.

[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

“We actually need to do both”

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just don't write bugs. Problem solved.

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[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

An AWS employee, I see

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It also means not absolutely hating your job. If you're the only hater and everyone else likes working in the company you'll have a bad time waiting for everyone to leave.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

If you’re the only hater and everyone else likes working in the company

If everyone hates that one guy, they're probably an asshole. If you're the one guy that hates everyone else, you might be the asshole.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The best career advice is to just not get fired or laid off, idiot, duh."

Wow, why didn't I think of that.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Nintendo career advice!

[–] Maddier1993@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

Worst advice ever. Your blood pressure will rise and you will wish you were a farmer.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

And when you're the knowledgeable senior you will also have the knowledge that they're hiring people for more than they pay you.

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Yeah. But that doesn't reflect salary. Staying Long enough isn't going to be a higher position.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

the people in my team started in the company: 1992, 2002, 2008, 2010, 2020 and me: 2025, it's gonna be a long wait 😞

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 92 guy has to be retiring soon.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I started in 1990, my official retirement date is 2037. That's the date I can claim government pension in the UK.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I already chose my retirement room! Its a nice plot very close to a Costco. Lots of people to watch although I got no windows and my room is a micro basement. Its around 6ft under actually, pretty cozy if you think about it. They haven't installed it yet. They're literally waiting for me to make it my size. I'm gonna be spending a long time in that place. I don't know, the current administration just might change their minds and give me an involuntary cremation instead. It lets family move on. Good for business.

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 1 month ago

Congratulations, you got hired somewhere great! Or your team is filled with masochists, who knows.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Literally me right now in my job after two years. Projet Owner left, Tech Lead left, two Devops engineers left... I was supposed to be just a Dev and instead I end up doing a bit of everything. Fucking crazy. Coincidentally, I've never been in a job for more than two years...

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can confirm, it happened twice to me.

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[–] Buckshot@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I speed ran this. First job right out of uni, the team lead went on holiday 2 weeks later and never came back. Everyone else was gone within 3 months.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You had your first total team wipe within 3 months? Impressive.

I had three of them so far, but within 12 years.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Advancement by attrition

[–] expr@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

I've done that. It sucks.

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