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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was confused, I thought you could see the genders on the booking system and that the room was full of girls

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Same, I zoomed in trying to find hints, but figured they were too subtle for me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This is what the website looks like when I buy tickets because most people still buy theirs at the door. I've been tricked into thinking I was gonna be the only one watching at least 4 times now.

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should be illegal to buy tickets at the doors just so I can avoid other people sitting near to me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Personally, I hate the assigned seating shit at the theatre I go to just because it's smaller and fewer people are there, especially at matinees, that it just isn't needed. Like, at all. Even a huge, hyped blockbuster doesn't pack this place.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Before our local cinema went out of business, my family was often alone or with one another family. A great way to get to know people (if it actually lasted a bit longer), but sadly I lost my chance.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The ol dick in the popcorn trick

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be sure to use the buddy system and hold hands

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Only if hands is code for each other's genitals

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would get a different seat lol

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just go to Spensers and get some fart spray.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Or be a REAL man and let loose