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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon abuses benadryl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

better not owe money to the hat-man when you take benadryl

[–] tromars@feddit.org 1 points 7 months ago

The hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns past 450mg

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I accidentally did.

Back in jr high, I was sick as hell and helped myself to Benadryl.

Thought I was taking them as directed, over a period of days. Nope. Was taking them every hour or two for part of the morning and into the afternoon. Luckily, not a lethal dose or anything.

But I was seeing some shit!

The walls were breathing, the floor had waves, and he-man came out of my TV on battlecat to talk to me. My GI Joes had a fight with COBRA, and I vaguely remember talking to Spider-Man as I was drifting off at one point.

Tripping

Balls

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Shits deeper than most English essays

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Not without fucking your kidneys up!