Problem: kidneys not working
Problem persists after not caring.
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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>kidneys fail
>die
>no more problems ever
Dying is kind of a permanent problem.
Or a permanent solution, it's all about perspective.
Only for the living
Only if you truly lived
Yes but it's not a problem if you don't care.
Oh it is.
Only if you care about some other stuff.
Which you don't have to.
Sounds like someone elses problem. I won't even write a will, they can argue over it
Sell kidneys to black market.
"Slightly used"
..invest kidney money in NFT
Purchase 4 new kidneys
P R O F I T
invest kidney money in NFT
lose all your money and kidneys
Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm
should practice ligma instead
mmm salty
That¹ or cars, yes.
¹assuming Nazis are included in that
This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can't afford the life they see others have in social media.
That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don't care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.
Misphrased; not "don't care" -- Embrace the suck!