Astronut

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[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago

I’ll bet the ones with legs are even harder to catch!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 hours ago

I know we got a right to bear arms but we shouldn’t have the right to bear dicks!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Don’t try bringing logic to a dingleberry convention!