Fartemis

joined 1 week ago
[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

We give them the option to take what they have and cut ties with the rest. If they go out kicking and screaming, SEIZE IT ALL!

This, especially for all the Republicunts with heavy ties in the current admin. Lay it out and give it to them like this. Look, we know for the last couple years during Trump, your finances have grown exponentially. Through wildly illegal means. So, it goes like this, you forfeit all of your ill gotten gains and walk away peacefully. We remove all the bullshit laws that were created and disperse the money towards the deficit and less fortunate. if you have one negative thing to say, just one! WE TAKE IT ALL! And you get to meet Mr. Guillotine!

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Dude, this is sooo cool! As a Ninja Turtle, I LOVE this!

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

One garbage patch is good enough. We don’t need one in the Atlantic.

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I should report this! Where’s the warning!?! Unreal… 😂

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, I do kinda feel bad for Mrs. Dell. She’s wouldn’t have ever of been my cup of tea, but she was cute at a time. Now? Well, now she looks like a store mannequin, with heavy ass thick sharpie eye-liner. She’s gotta know that she looks…. Erm… like a freak, right? Like she could be a character in Outlast Trials.

On another note, I thought Kim was looking very bullfrog-ish. Watching a clip of Kimmel and he said the same damn thing! About spit out my drink! Glad we are on the same page.

Lauren, she’s a piece of shit! Straight up. I think she’s the most dangerous out of all of them. I know she’s giving bozos a hell of a show, though. Can’t blame the nerd for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Mackenzie is by far, and forever will be, the better woman!

Loomer… what a fucking train wreck that nasty bitch is. She’s fucking HIT! If I were stuck on a remote island with just her and humanity at the brink, I’m ripping my dick off! I’ll make an attempt to catch a fish for my last meal and promptly end my existence. ✌🏼

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Kash is a Zika baby.

[–] Fartemis@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

It’s always polite to ask anyways!