Kacarott

Rockstar is, in fact it is even supported on code.golf so you can try it and compete!

It doesn't say you can teleport away though, so wherever you work is gonna have to be somewhat close by anyway

I think the point was that even with your "help", the American date system is still unintuitive to most people using other systems

Maybe just "good posture"?

Fire is essentially a name for a chemical reaction. So it's probably more accurate to say "thing is undergoing fire"

Hard to tell if this is a metaphor or just a status update of an acrobat

Python has the Fraction type, and there are many more