Lawyerator

joined 2 years ago
[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The thumbnail makes it look like he drew his beard on with a permanent marker. The expanded view makes it look like he used a permanent marker as dye......especially the soul patch area.

[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 114 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their site currently claims to be under construction. Or have they been demolished?!

[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"So much for the tolerant left." Seems like a lot of effort in art to make a dad joke. Some context as to what prompted the sentiment might help get the message across more effectively.

[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (16 children)

If I go to Starbucks and order a medium anything and am "corrected" by the cashier that it's a "grande" I will stare at the offender until they feel uncomfortable.

If I go to Coldstone Creamery and order a medium anything and they aggressively say "oh, you want a 'love it'," I will tell them no, I want a fucking medium. You don't get to tell me how much I might or might not like it in advance.

Also I hate when Dairy Queen insists that you watch them flip the fucking Blizzard upsidedown. I don't want your meager marketing trick. I want the bad ice cream with candy in it.