Phantaloons

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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm antipedo, so we're good.

"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

We're not only animals, we're not even the smartest ones.

Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.

This round, anyway.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

Republican plan (add water):

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn't come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I'll wait on the right storyline.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 6 points 6 hours ago

phone rings

Normal person: "Who?"

Me: "Why?"

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

...exactly?

You wouldn't want to mess up your best at a Wendy's.

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

As a cis person ITT:

"OH... Ohh! OH!"

takes notes

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Why aren't ours?

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

"teh whats?!"

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

They'll all be branded heroes while his entire family and friend circle is harassed endlessly, sometimes for fun.

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