I'm antipedo, so we're good.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I am NOT a-
Phantaloons
joined 3 days ago
We're not only animals, we're not even the smartest ones.
Our biggest mistake is thinking the rules of nature apply to all but us. Hubris killed the human.
This round, anyway.
Republican plan (add water):
Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn't come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I'll wait on the right storyline.
phone rings
Normal person: "Who?"
Me: "Why?"
...exactly?
You wouldn't want to mess up your best at a Wendy's.
As a cis person ITT:
"OH... Ohh! OH!"
takes notes
Why aren't ours?
Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?
Streisand the Streisand.
Avoid teh gays
"teh whats?!"
They'll all be branded heroes while his entire family and friend circle is harassed endlessly, sometimes for fun.
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--force