TheAsianDonKnots

joined 2 months ago
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 61 points 6 days ago (17 children)

Pilots, vegans, and polyamorous couples.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who wants to play Left Shooter, Right Shooter, False Flag, or Wrong Answers Only?

I’ll start. Cracked out Miss Piggy on the street corner with a Sig P320 misfire.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah? The agents were just “following orders”? Where have I heard that before? 🤔

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Part of my job is to to scare finance into saying “yes”. Recent news headlines over the last two years have made my job a lot easier.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Such a grift but I will give it to them, charging $47.45 is pretty clever marketing.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 week ago (5 children)

…and that shaggy MF wants $40,000,000 for next years hardware refresh and 8yr support licensing.

Source: I am that shaggy MF.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How does a Fuentes lead a white nationalist movement? Giving off big Clayton Bigsby vibes.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

CA lawmakers saw the writing on Texas’ glory hole wall and removed the “if Texas does” verbiage from prop 50 before it was put to vote. As it stands now, before appeals, CA gets to draw new lines, and TX can get fucked.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

“…the hammer is my penis.” -CPT Hammer

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

We now all live in a recursive loop.

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