Zealotte

joined 1 month ago
[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.

"I love you... get off me, you heat-demon."

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (8 children)

"Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices." - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can finally retire!... for the next 8 minutes.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, kill them with a murder?

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Are you folks interested in some freedom!?

Asking for your neighbors to the south.

/s, just in case it wasn't obvious.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I remember thinking "when I'm old, I'll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet."

It's true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!