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Goto bank, wait in line, show your ID, they give you some fancy pieces of paper and decrement the number in a table somewhere for the "virtual card". You give the fancy pieces of paper to a cashier (who keeps basically none because capitalism) as payment.

There are other reasons to not use Linux, but Linux (+glibc +systemd +libinput...) is basically "the Unix" nowadays...

Ngl we basically can't buy anything anymore

None because I try to avoid bringing it in the first place. It's my 2FA box.

I don't have british pounds at hand so can't test... Why are you putting valuable stuff next to more valuable stuff, anyway? Like to have everything stolen in one go?

Being stuck on the same continent as the US

Nope. The website says "get app" like 4 times. There's a webapp but it's for business stats only (like if you own a cafe). They are just trying to "appeal to the younger generation", and one part of that is the app that spams emojis everywhere. Another part of that is furry stickers ("qr cat") believe it or not; in physical, Telegram and Viber because everything in this damn country is held together by Telegram and Viber.

In other news, cash is foldable.

Delete Plasma Mobile, get SXMO, disable touchscreen then accept calls with side buttons, ez

Ironic it's a monobank card, it's mobile only and you have to use a locked unrooted googled phone (or an iPhone) because big brother said so.

If these kids could read, they would be very upset!

And Microsoft Store. And the weather. And also in that edition that literally just launches a browser into a remote machine, they decided to make the Ctrl + Alt + Del menu also a browser. For some reason.