"But shit I was pretty sure this truck was male!" - anonymous Transformer fan from Texas
joranm1
joined 2 months ago
They will take pills in their 30s to fight depression anyway
Three months ago, I quit my job as a derivatives analyst to study janitorial science.
My mother cried. My father sent me a Wikipedia article about "sunk cost fallacy." My college roommate texted a single question mark.
I didn't respond to any of them.
I enrolled in the Custodial Arts Certificate Program at a community college in Fresno, where my instructor, a former competitive speed-mopper named Gerald, told me on day one: "The mop doesn't lie to you. The spreadsheet does."
Gerald has mopped the floors of three Olympic venues and one papal visit. He speaks about grout lines the way Yo-Yo Ma talks about Bach.
I am currently failing the Stain Identification module.
But here's what I know: Diogenes of Sinope lived in a barrel and considered it a complete life. He told Alexander the Great to get out of his sunlight. That's the energy I'm bringing to my squeegee certification.
My LinkedIn connections have dropped by forty percent.
Worth it.
The floors aren't going to clean themselves. And apparently, neither am I.
Still studying. Still mopping. Still here.
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The first distro I used was SuSE (yes, before there was "Open" in the name ๐ ) on a Pentium III
I spent many years on Arch, but it don't think it's the distro I used the most any longer...
The distro I am using now is Fedora Workstation, which has been my daily driver for a dozen years now, and it's also my favorite distro.
The distro I'll be using in the future may be Silverblue
The distro I hate the most... is Ubuntu ๐ I had so many troubles over the years with this one, there was always something nonfunctional
My honorable mention: CachyOS looks pretty nice ๐
As for all the distros I tried... there's way too many ๐
If I'm getting things straight (pun intended), this guy is telling us thinking about someone else's pleasure is gay.
More gay people please!