Yeah I only accept bad parking jobs from oversized pickups. The hell does it matter what type of vehicle did the pinning? Close is close whether the other car is parallel to the curb or not.
Blame yourself for being to close to the front car then. Or blame that car too. Hurr durr funny small car bad.
He walked in front of a vehicle being directed to move by the other masked assailants.
He would have been fine had he not walked in front of a moving vehicle.
As you stated, he would have a been seriously injured if he didn't move. moving out of the way is the only needed action. When does stopping and killing come in to play again?