polydactyl

Prob not bro

Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

Congrats, that’s really was pure shit.

This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.

Yeah, kinda. But, it’s far righties that jizz over capitalism the most. Trump’s such a good businessman. He will run the country great, it’s a business after all.

Yes.

Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll