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One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.

Credit: Andrew R Gamboa

One eye is present and assessing the situation. The other is on paid leave but left half an eyelid open in case of snacks. The blur is the speed of his disappointment.

The plants above ground are gone, but the tubers slow-cooked underground came out perfect. The Indonesian crew surveying the burnt field turned the damage check into a taste test.

Credit: wdnboy_

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/70933823

Scientists still cannot explain how one cat produces this much range in a single sitting. The rest of us are just along for the ride.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/70919175

Two households, both alike in dignity, separated by a wooden fence instead of a feud. Romeo leaned over, Juliet leaned over, and the fence did not stand a chance. The epilogue is half ink, half paper, the only star-crossed love story with a happy ending.

Up on two legs, paws drawn tight, head turned away. This is not a refusal, this is a statement mid-decision. The pet was never going to happen. The pose was the whole point.