Nothing wrong with an extra strong tampon. It keeps one honest.
The first time I had to do it was for my wife. When I got to the store I went to the tapon aisle and recreated this meme. Took the selfie with the pads in the back and texted it to my wife asking what size pussy she wears. She thinks im ridiculous, but did laugh.
Have you seen the movie ‘The Sixth Day’ with Arnold schwarzenegger? Checkout the sexbot there. Thats what I need. Thats what we ALL need. Or aliens to fool around with.