wador

joined 4 days ago
[–] wador@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 day ago

Well... I am a dad, but I haven't met your mother in a long time, so I'm not sure if I'm your dad.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Avocado without an I.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 days ago

It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb....

Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

I'm bliiiiind!

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That's the foreskin.

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?