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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's a greentext, it's likely fiction

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is mass tragedy worse than watching your father choke to death slowly on his own fluids?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

that's less of a curse and more of a stain

[–] womboflll@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, shitty parents are grand