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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There will always be a horny poster on lemmy. It's part of the natural order of things.

[–] NichtElias@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that horny poster will always be violet

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you think they're all the same violet or is violet a title passed down like james bond

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

honestly i think it's passed down. i thought of taking up the name when there was a drought but i was not creative enough to hornypost

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking of making a joke account named "ItsLavender" but i don't think i am creative and horny enough to do it 😔

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Will everyone know the tail is a bull plug? Or only if they gently tug it and observe your reaction?!

[–] itsviolet@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I want the tail on full display, so I’ll be pairing it with just a pussy pasty in the front. I think it’ll be pretty obvious!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just spit-balling, but if you were a sexy lizard or, better still, a sexy earthworm, you could do a whole bit where you plop out the butt plug and then "regrow" it, instead of it being just a static prop. But maybe that all goes without saying.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Plopping the buttplug out for the bit, might deal critical butthole damage.

No one wants a blownout starfish right before Thanksgiving.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm both disgusted and amused by this mental image

Pretty sure your mating shrieks would equal those of any alpha-vixen

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds so fun. I have a rainbow horse tail vibrating plug with remote that I would dearly love to have the courage to wear, and the place/party to wear it at (and pass the remote to someone). I'm low-key jealous.

[–] Maerman@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Yay! Violet's back!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

An 8-tailed fox? Pathetic.

I'm going as Naruto in his fursona

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ever been whipped with a Cat of 9 butt plugs

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome back.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Post your fluffy tail butt-plug costume pictures below!

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hi Violet! You gotta meet Miisha!

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Horny trans girl who posts memes

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't noticed, thank you!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Ah fuck me, the long road of "Is this Miisha? Oh wait, nope it's Violet!" has started

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, is it Easter already? Because someone rose from the dead apparently

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

ofcourse itsviolet

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, you're back

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

What if you choose a career of making slutty Halloween costumes?

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

No, is this the real violet?? Oh how I've missed you!

[–] GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

She's back!

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome back Violet! I hope everything is going well for you. Besides the strange dating duo.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nice to have you back!

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going as a spider. I bought a mesh shirt 😈

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I wish I had someone like you in my life. Or be like you.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or be like you.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is not within my reach to be like her in the ways I wish to be like her..

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do the little things. You only get one shot at life, might as well make it worth your time.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

One buttplug tail at a time.

[–] anewfox@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

those tail plugs are always too small for my slutty ass, i have to wear pin-on tails.

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social -2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's always the ugliest people that wear the sluttiest costumes.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

So you're dressing super slutty this year, I take it?

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

sometimes but not always