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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -2 points 1 month ago (38 children)

How many women have written a legendary love song?

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Also, Beyoncé Taylor Swift Joan Baez Stevie Nicks Joni Mitchell Carole King Dolly Parton

I could list more but it seems clear from your comments you don’t actually want an answer to the question.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

Name one fucking song that anyone would recognize. Something like Bon Jovi’s Always or Meat Loaf’s I Would Do Anything For Love, Aerosmith’s I Don’t Want to Miss A Thing, or Elvis Presley’s I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You. Just one gut-wrenching, tear duct triggering love song written by a woman.

[–] TonsilCryptOssuary@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally anything by Violeta Parra. Lhasa de Sela is another favorite. You gotta break out of only English-language songs. (But also people are just giving you some basic-ass examples.)

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

OP doesn’t want to learn, just wants to confirm his preconceived notions. I’m actually pretty sure he’s the anon who composed the green text, and if not he wishes he had. Note his examples are not only exclusively English language but most are from the 80s or later.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

Those are not songs, those are just names. And I’ve never heard of them before.

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