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It was literally like that. I had a script of about 310 lines and the main function was like 10-20 lines of code. I had a very nice Setup of objects that handled all functionality possible behaviours independent and so my main function was just receiving a user input from another function and add accordingly which included like 3-4 different scenarios that are being handled in the main function.

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 
 

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/nonpolitical_comics/p/1676793/unknown-artist-fake-it-until-always

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If this is not a good fit for the community let me know.

Edit: for people who can't see hashtags, this is programming humor about a website (where people mainly only care about how things appear from the perspective of the end-user).

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OpenChaos is a repo where anyone submits a PR, the community votes with GitHub reactions, and the most-voted PR gets merged

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To understand terminal capitalism, first you must understand recursion.

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Stop doing DNS (167.160.186.15)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by user224@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 
 

And it always causes issues.

Anyway, I hope the main joke got spotted too.
Let's Encrypt now does IP certs: https://letsencrypt.org/2026/01/15/6day-and-ip-general-availability

Certbot doesn't seem to be up to the task yet, but lego works.

But I'll probably change it to some image host later, because I have no idea what I am doing.

Why does it not work... It embeds when creating the post.

Seems fine too, it's HTTPS after all, should work.

OK, seems that it's just the default LemmyUI that doesn't like it, which is strange for the number of pict-rs requests in access.log.
Also by the number of 429, 5r/s is probably too low. Was. Anyway...
OR, that's why there is the burst option. Right.

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And for anyone interested in a template:

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cross-posted from: https://europe.pub/post/8439640

Yeah I installed that one you're thinking of.

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