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I wish there were a good alternative to
master
andslave
that still had the connotation that the master did all the thinking and issued the orders, while the slave blindly obeyed. There are a fair number of protocols that work like that, and the alternatives I've seen don't capture that dynamic very well.I've seen
Parent
andChild
, but children definitely don't always do what the parent commands. I've seenLeader
andFollower
, but again, followers don't just blindly obey, they often let the leader take initiative, but they have some autonomy. MaybeQueen
andDrone
? I don't know enough about bees or ants to know if that's accurate though.Primary and Clone?
Definitely not a good match for many situations.