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Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)
  • Spending a day or more every quarter/half sorting out your roadmap, prioritising stakeholder needs, tech debt and enhancements
  • Someone from senior leadership decides they want random thing they invented and blows the roadmap up
  • Much wanted feature (X) or issue gets pushed back
  • CEO makes a comment in a company wide meeting how they can't understand why we simply can't do X thing yet
  • Everyone in Product scrambles to make X a priority
  • Go to step 1
[โ€“] heatermcteets@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wish I could upvote you more than once

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