Edit: Thanks for your kind comments on disabling contributions. I'm aware of the possibility, this is just a meme.
Contributions in open source projects are great, needed and make the world a better place after all. Therefore they should be declined politely, optionally by giving a reason.
I hereby inform you that I will no longer accept contributions to this post /s.
When submitting duplicates, I live in constant fear of creating issues.
When creating duplicates, I live in constant fear of submitting issues.
When living duplicitously, I submit a constant fear of issues.
His name is Robert Paulson.
And this is Jackass.