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[โ€“] j_roby@slrpnk.net 89 points 3 months ago (14 children)

Seriously tho, this is floating around the socials right now...

I don't want to get my hopes up, but I can taste the champagne already...

[โ€“] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 months ago

I don't know how someone can live that long eating that kind of diet. On the upside though, if they give him an enema before he dies they can bury him in a matchbox ๐Ÿ˜.

(Stole that from Christopher Hitchens).

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