With great power comes great responsibility. The ability to control comes with the burden of having to exert that control
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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Can't knock the solution, it does work
I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.
I can't believe I have to say this.
Pull the foreskin back. Or sit/sqaut at a toilet and dry/dab with toilet paper.
Sorry, dad.
There is surgery that can help anon
You're supposed to pull the foreskin before pissing. Otherwise you're just asking for it.
Maybe not take a piss with a morning boner could help
jelqd too hard
Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I've bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick's non-sense.
This sounds like a circumcised circumstance?
Nope.
I think it has more to do with sleeping on it or getting it squished in tight jeans prior, along with the urgency to not having enough time to test the waters.
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