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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ps is a shit name for that var.

[–] 123@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about "pspspsps"?

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's when you have a list of ParticleSystems.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Make the ascii art a robot and rename the variable "PartS."

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have PTSD from people ignoring compiler warnings, so the squiggly kills the intent for me.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just suppress the warning /s

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like Unity.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This would not get merged if I did the code review

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Catgirls will be programmed, it's too late to try and stop i- OOO, A RED DOT