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I Think I did the math right
0.18 HAs
No, it’s: ‾
Actually, since that's 10% and the number of "HA"s is 80, that would be HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't know which one I want it to be more
"Technically it's not bestiality if only the horse got off." -MAGA probably
If the horse legitimately doesn't want it, the horse's body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.
There's nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn't afraid to do and say what we're all thinking!
But, then MAGA would judge trump as a beta cuck, who engages in sexual activities but isn't allowed to get off.
Hey, I don't make the rules. I barely understand them. These are their rules, but no matter how you slice it, they'll have to move the goalposts to justify sleeping with a horse.
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Probably Bill. Trump sucking off a horse wouldn't hit MAGA as hard as "being gay" I think. Most MAGA have probably had similar experiences with farm animals
Queue in MAGA going on the defensive saying who doesn't want to give their homies a blowjob
And then doing it on a live stream to show how it's completely normal.
didn't a alr right nazi shoved a dildo up his arse on live stream to "own the libs"?
yhea, it happened
Yep, that was what I was referring to. I'd be okay with them sucking each other off to show how normal it is for Trump to do. If they want to deep throat a horse on show as well, so be it. As long as the horse is okay.
i'm sure they can find an appropriate dildo such that we wouldn't be abusing a horse
I have the feeling it will be a bad dragon.
what even the fuck is this timeline
Nice job, particle physicists. You happy?
Co-founder of Vice, ladies and gentlemen. It was on the cards.
OMG, if we end up with magas advocating for brojobs I'll be sooooooo happy.
There has to be a point where the cognitive dissonance actually starts doing something right?
Cue, BTW.
Queue is for making a line, cue is the signal for them to say their lines.
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Por que no los dos?
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All the pieces are falling into place
This, except out of his Cheney.
Mr (small) Hands
Imagine how big they made the horse's dick look!
black mirror was ahead of its time.
Wait is this true???? Because last I heard there was something specific in the emails that said basically “no, not bill”
Mark Esptein said it isn't Clinton but didn't say who or what "Bubba" is.
The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie "Get Hard") he'd end up blowing "Bubba" (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin's Russia collects blackmail material). But I'm happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! 😆
How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?
LOL, as if. You'll be pleased to hear I'm still broke as hell.
As much as I'd love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can't convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.
Yeah, he's not, like, a giver in that way lol
Exactly. I mean, I do believe he'd take a shot to the mouth, but I don't believe he'd work for it.
This mental image you've imposed on me is so very unacceptable
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sometimes a cigar is just bill clinton
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