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[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] shaggyb@lemmy.world 88 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Donald Trump blew a horse. Or it could have been Bill Clinton. And photos exist. We don't know exact details.

Those words I just typed describe actual reality in this same universe where you live.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

While you were at work, or at school, maybe out with friends. Perhaps watching your favorite tv show. In some corner of the world, Donald was breathing heavily through his nose while a camera shuttered repeatedly.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is entirely possible he wasn't even able to breath through his nose, we don't know the depth of these circumstances, please don't spread fake news.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's be real, this guy can't even take a shit while breathing through his nose

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

neither can i but that has nothing to do with my nose

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bubba may have been a much beloved animal on the farm. Maybe a dog?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Well, we don't know if the Putin part was a joke or serious. They seemed to be in a joking mood in the emails, so perhaps they were talking about an event that happened, but joking about Putin having the photo, as this was when a lot of people talked about the supposed Trump pee tape IIRC. Definitely sounded like Trump blew someone for real though.

As for who - Mark Epstein's spokesperson apparently said Bubba refers to a private individual, not a public figure. But tbh it's an Epstein so not exactly a trustworthy source now is he

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Epstein's emails contained one of him asking someone if they wanted a pic of Trump blowing 'Bubba' which was Bill Clinton's nickname.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's also the name of Ghislaine Maxwell's horse. Nobody's exactly sure who Trump was blowing.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago
[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for one of the mainstream media to yell at Trump: Sir! Did you perform oral sex on Bill Clinton or a horse?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Who is bubba?!? That should be shouted at every press conference going forward

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I never realized that picture was an optical illusion. I thought it was just an upset cat

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It’s just a regular pole in front of a cat whose coloration blends into the pole in a misleading way. The cat’s not touching the pole.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

You just made me see the cap on the pole for the first time.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

I would have never noticed that. Good eye!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

aww now i can see the pole cap too and it's not the cat's mouth. i reject your reality and substitute my own

edit: missed a spot

edit edit: that was fun

edit edit edit: decided catbro deserves some fun

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It went away for a second for me too, but it comes back, don’t worry

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh your description ruined the illusion for me! I honestly thought it was a cat resting his chin on top of a flat pole (which looks like cat deep-throating the pole) but now I can see the mushroom top of the pole, and the cat is merely standing behind it 🫤

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But how should I remember the events of the 11th day of an nonexisting month?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

The International Fixed Calendar (also known as the Cotsworth plan, the Cotsworth calendar, the Eastman plan or the Yearal)[1] was a proposed reform of the Gregorian calendar designed by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in 1902.[2] The International Fixed Calendar divides the year into 13 months of 28 days each.

Kodak actually used it from 1928 to 1989.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Easy. Simply denounce your customs, beliefs, standards and protocols and join up with me on the mm/dd/yy side.

We have cookies!

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You tremble before the might of dd/yy/mm

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Much better way to organize. It's how a lot of my files start:

YYYYMMDD-Name-Document-signed

So much easier to keep track.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

100%, though I prefer "yyyy-mm-dd-" as the prefix to make it easier to parse the file at a glance. Leaving it all run together makes me take a few seconds to parse the date, which can be a annoying when trying to scan file lists.

[–] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was also confused there for a second

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I guess you'll need the worst kind of dementia.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lousy Smarch weather!

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

13/11/2025 for us Euros, 2025/11/13 for RoW.

Let's make it global!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Republic of Wassssssssssssssappppp

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

"Rest of World"

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is what video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Donald Trump just got into a helicopter with my child!"

Yeah, I see what you mean. I'm shocked that thing was left alone with a child.

[–] shaggyb@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I will angle grind my own brain out of my skull if it means I can stop thinking about Donny Cankles horfing down WHICHEVER FUCKSTICK IT HAPPENS TO BE IT CAN BE CIGAR WILLY OR IT CAN BE A HORSE A FUCMIBG AITNSJAS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ANYMORE MY FUCKING BRAIN IT'S IN MY BRAIN GET IT OUT OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING BRAIN FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK THIS

Yeah I think I'll remember.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Grab 'em by the pissy