this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Knowing what else they censor, I'm not sure that's an egg...

[–] mech@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

... but it definitely contains protein

[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They censored the egg but not the ham T_T

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that is a radish

[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I didn't know radish could be that pink inside. Maybe it is.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

The thing to the right of the egg? It’s a turtle.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

Japanese gooners instantly aroused.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Damarus@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Peak efficiency

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's a penis

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Can I have the noodles with no testicle, please?"

waiter, under their breath "fucking tourist prudes"

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That just raises further questions!

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But left the ham.

How very JAV of them