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[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

That is some brutal fantasy football. Wow.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I find out I exist because my father is bad at fantasy football 🀯

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why do they even have that option at a sperm bank? That's dark

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, bare minimum to discuss family health history.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Okay that makes sense. I wasn't thinking in terms of that

[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some children want to know who their sperm daddy is, even if only just through morbid curiosity

I bet it comes up a lot.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No one's gonna want my lazy sperm anyway, so no worries