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[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're talking about 25 january 2027

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Ah yes, Orthodox^Orthodox^ Christmas

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

lousy smarvember weather

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

It feels like there have been 25 months this year.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 63 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It'll be like September 3rd, 1752.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Dude... Too soon.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“The rest of the world” as if everyone uses the same date format lmao

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (16 children)

DDMMYYYY and YYYYMMDD users can at least agree the other format is still intuitive

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (5 children)

but in the year 2525 all life on earth will be extinct

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The 25th month of it sure as shit didn't

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he's gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit..

This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But if man is still alive, and woman can survive they may find…

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

I'm so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

I'm confused why we have a 25th month this year.

Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This doesn't work here. We have no 25th month.

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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

[–] Una@europe.pub 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not with that attitude changes the calendar

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.

For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄

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[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
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[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Except on 25/25/2525

Well, if we make it that far

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[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Right, and Santa will be coming down the chimney at 25:25 P. M.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

.... Uhm....

... Nvm...

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not ISO 8601 format, can not read.

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[–] fascicle@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago

The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is what happens when you cave to the Europeans on their precious "Metric system."

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aight which one is the month?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The 25. You haven't heard of Vigintiquinquember?

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ahh but if you double 12 and add 1 you get 25

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