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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 152 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Nah fuck this shit, this is way too alt-right.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 73 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only towards the end. The porn laws in the UK are a bit crazy

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, and "leftist" governments die on the hill to defend them, so they won't be the pervert party or the real misogynists.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any examples of "leftist" governments dying on that hill?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Labour, hence the quotation marks

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't see this as a push from largely christian conservative groups?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but ultimately centrists cosplaying as "sane leftists" are the ones who do many of their biddings. Sometimes actual leftists too, because "this kink is problematic", "women are regularly forced into sex work", etc.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

It still sounds largely like a problem of a conservative agenda creeping into mainstream

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It’s even crazier to watch tv you have to have a license.. I never knew that. But it’s like paying your non-over the air tv bill.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It pays for quality BBC programming. BBC News is horrible, but BBC dramas, documentaries, and kids shows are top-tier and I'd happily pay for that, license or tax or otherwise

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BBC news would be fine if they just fired some of the presenters who are obviously biased. Maybe now the Tory plant what's his face has gone (although ironically not for the reasons he should have been fired) BBC news might get better.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago
[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

It's better thought of as a tax that funds the BBC, but it can't be called a tax because it's not run by the government.

It's an outdated idea though that doesn't make any sense in this era because it means that technically if you want to watch any live TV at all then you have to pay the BBC money even if you don't watch anything by them.

Or you could just not answer the door in the extremely rare case that any enforcement officers actually come around and instead watch TV for free.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought I was the only one

It's for sure made by one of them without even the slightest irony that those "freedoms" are being stolen by them

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago

I mean, it is a greentext, they tend to be edgy

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don't make any trans jokes so at least there's that

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 8 points 1 week ago

it's just cheeky

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon dies to a violent Muslim?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh, I didn't even mentally process that.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk -3 points 1 week ago

Isn't that just like a normal every day thing around the world though

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.

Fake: no cockney slang

Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

The only thing to make it better would be to change it to "die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place" or for the last line, "maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons."

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't see it 🤔

Or is that a joke/meme I don't know ?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.

Keanu is universally recognizable though

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 0 points 1 week ago

I want this twink obliterated.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.

I bet this was written by an American.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In the UK we call them Bum bags (butt bags)

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of guys are wearing them across their chest now. Like a cross body.

We all might have to rename them soon

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago