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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 132 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Given these positive signals

Those idiots waited for 4 years because they followed the hype of the moment. I'm glad I removed Google from my life.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This must be your first time seeing what Google support looks like

This is pretty standard unless you can get an exec’s personal attention.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Beyond this, even if you can get engineers to look at a bug ticket, this is how long it takes. It's months just to get a follow up.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

something tells me they wanted their own formats to catch on.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolutely, google does that shit constantly, well known within the internet standards community

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That used to be what Microsoft (Internet Explorer) was famous for. I guess Chrome has lived long enough to be the villain, but Firefox is still the hero to me.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sorry to break it to you, but you might want to start looking at Firefox forks.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 131 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Given these positive signals, we would welcome contributions

Poor Google doesn't have the manpower to implement it. They can only accept contributions from volunteers.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago

Google is just a small indie company after all.

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[–] eskuero@lemmy.fromshado.ws 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"we would welcome contributions to integrate a performant and memory-safe JPEG XL decoder in Chromium. In order to enable it by default in Chromium we would need a commitment to long-term maintenance."

yeah

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I.e. the existing implementation is not usable because it's not written in rust

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or would they demand it in Go? Or have they abandoned that?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

That might work but didn't think go was

  • as safe as rust
  • built for CPU intensive operations (aside from potentially concurrent tasks)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The name of the format makes me think it's regular jpeg, but bigger. Wouldn't it be better to be smaller? 🤔

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

No. They increased the max "canvas" size and increased encoding efficiency. You'd want the file size to be smaller but the file itself to be larger (and consequently more detailed)

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's even more confusing than that; the X is for revision 10, and the L is for long term.

It's an update to the JPEG standard intended to cover expected future uses and capabilities.

[–] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~"10 LTS"?~~

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[–] dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com 13 points 1 week ago
[–] JoshsJunkDrawer@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog.

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