Hate being that guy, but it's "Hi, kids" not "Hey, kids". It's actually integral to the rhyme.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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Hey kids,
You like Beyblade?
Wanna see me stick my
Feynmann chart in your lemonade?
Wanna see me play Beethoven while closing my eyelids?
Wanna learn the strings just like I did?
Try classics and see how enjoyable your life is?
But hark!
I need to get my hearing straight
I need to figure out which Sonata I
want as my serenade
"Of course they're going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don't they?"
Fiddler's back. Back again.
Will that damn fiddler on my roof
please shut up
please shut up
Im tryna sleep here
Is that Eminem?
The famous violinist. Yes.
Exactly what I thought too!
Do you want to watch me play Rachmaninoff on a Stradivarius?
Nobody should like violence. Unfortunately, this world still requires some every now and then. :(
9 inch snails
Yes, I do like Primus.