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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 6 points 5 days ago

I think I've tried this one before.

[–] fprawn@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This works for lunch, too.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Good old liquid lunch is how I lost 15lbs for my wedding!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe in mediveal times when it was still mostly carbs except germs can't survive inside as much anymore.

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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As long as they're not very bitter, 2 isn't too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache

[–] portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

You may have a sensitivity or allergy to hops. Bitter beers are made with more hops and that might explain your reaction.

[–] diykeyboards@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Three hams will surely fill him.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Ham on, ham eater!

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I cast acceleratum ulceratia!

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Mine is rice cakes and seltzer. Fall asleep before hungry comes back.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 1 points 5 days ago

Yes person.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

instructions unclear. am on roof of local diner and cops are yelling at me now.

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