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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Reminds me of the guy who dmed me that he wanted to touch my boobs in broken english. I made fun of him so hard that he started calling me "mean" and stopped texting me

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 days ago

... is the table.

hoe-math.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtQAeermbS8

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Are you saying you wanted to date that? That’s self selection at its finest.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 days ago

Seriously, you just learned why

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s a greentext.

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