Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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What a missed chance to ask for a 40-some.
A wise man once said to me: "It's a game of numbers!", currently the numbers aren't in my favour, it seems.
Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.
It's just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?
Never tell me the odds!
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
And which of them is your mother?
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
Next time
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
There is a Futurama episode about that