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Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted”
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Excuse me, a toilet camera‽
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
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And the privacy policy states data may be used “To create aggregated, de-identified and/or anonymized data, which we may use and share with third parties for our lawful business purposes, including to analyze and improve the Kohler Health Platform and our other products and services, to promote our business, and to train our AI and machine learning models.”
They're literally using people's shitting and pissing to train AI.
But isn't AI already shitty enough by itself??
Just so I am clear, nobody has made the pun "end-to-end-to-end encryption" yet? Really?
What kind of lunatic is gonna buy an online enabled toilet camera to monitor their shits?
Well if I was getting paid I'd probably do it for passive income.
Just wait for Law enforcement to get access to it. You know its coming.
"This shit has nuts in it. says the prosecution. Proving that they did not have a nut allergy. The prosecution rests."
What kind of lunatic is going to covertly monitor someone else's shits?
I mean, it is encrypted between their end and your... uh... end. Just not encrypted at their end.
I wonder who has to review the logs. That would be a shit job.
End-to-End? More like ass-to-ass
Heh logs.
You fixed my crappy morning, much appreciated.
Toilet cameras. Every time I think to myself that humanity's intellectual capacity has hit a new low, reality proves me wrong.
I remember when cameras in toilets were a thing that women lived in fear of, especially in public toilets.
Now its a thing we're buying from corporations to give them HD live stream of the same thing.
I remember when toilet cameras were illegal and only on porn sites.
Guess everything changes when there’s money to be made.
Oh there was money to be made there too. Just by the wrong people.