this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
241 points (78.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

34543 readers
3862 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Can people do what they need to do without anybody policing them? Seat up or down who cares?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Not according to everybody aggressively commenting here!

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 29 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

I once jokingly mentioned to my wife that leaving the seat up is just as convenient for me as leaving it down is for her. To which she pointed out that, of the four different permutations of toilet use between us, 3/4 require the seat to be down, so all in all, it makes sense to leave the seat down.

And dammit, I had to marry a logical autistic, didn't I?

So now I always (try to remember to) leave the seat down.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 20 hours ago

I tend to sit down to pee most times (at home), so that ratio is even higher for us..

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

autistic women are the best

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I mean, it'll be less than 3/4 if you always stand to pee, because people pee more often than they poop (of they hydrate sufficiently and there's no health issue). But it'll still definitely be over half, so the result is the same.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

If this was a male-only bathroom I'd still totally agree with the content of the sign.

If you want to pee standing, use the urinal. I, as a man, don't enjoy sitting in some other person's pee either.

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Very silly post. Reactionary gender war nonsense. Everyone can and does and should sit down, that's why it's unisex. It's not that complicated.

There's better things to hitch your identity and ego to than the way your dad told you to piss.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This is a shit take literally. Why would I sit down to pee if I don’t have to? That’s more contact with the gross toilet.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You have never had to clean a toilet yourself, have you?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I have. Men with bad aim. Skill issue.

One possible fix is adding a urinal target. I'm sure you could implement a similar concept in a regular toilet.

A urinal target, sometimes known by the specific types urinal fly or urinal bee, is an image or mark placed inside a urinal to encourage users to aim in a particular place so as to avoid messes and reduce cleaning costs.

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or it was just a lighthearted joke...

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you properly close a toilet seat/lid, everyone has to open it before using it, I don't see what the big deal is

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Also, if it's not a weird toilet seat that doesn't have a lid, you should be putting it down to reduce the number of particles that get into the air...

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Umm, the word is "pooticles"

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

That not how that works look at the myth busters episode

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

Lastly, toilet water is delicious and it fortifies the bones.

[–] yobasari@feddit.org 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Closing the lid doesn't reduce the number of particles that get into the air.

[–] Jtotheb@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Not only does closing the lid do just that, it works the exact way you’d think it would. The lid is not effective at preventing viral spread. Not the only cause for concern when it comes to things exiting the toilet bowl.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

A lot of public toilets don't have a cover.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago

This is all personal preference. There is no issue to discuss here.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

I never understood the whole "you left the toilet seat up" complaint. Never been an issue in my family but have heard "he never puts the seat down" all the time. Is it that much effort to put the toilet seat down when you need to go?

Edit: Always close the toilet seat cover, not just lowering the toilet seat. This is for both men and women.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

When flushing you should absolutely close the lid. Otherwise water droplets from the toilet get flung all over the place.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But then the next person lifts it and discovers your Toblerone of a shit is still proudly sitting there.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago

Then you open it after flushing to check and potentially clean skidmarks?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Soft close toilet seats should be standard equipment.

Then putting the lid down is a matter of a single light push.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you know this isn't a discussion at all in most of the world? People do whatever and no one is bothered by it. I only ever see this in American media.

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 5 points 16 hours ago

It's not a discussion I've ever seen Americans have IRL, only in sitcoms.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

This is in Canada, so close enough.

[–] Caillte@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Sit to pee for all. Solves all problems.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 5 points 20 hours ago

I had a cat that trained me to sit down to pee.

The only time I could ever get her to purr was when when I was sat on the toilet. So, of course, I began sitting down to pee in order to maximise her purring and fusses. And it kinda stuck.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been to men's restroom before. I wouldn't sit on that unless extremely necessary. Even then, I'd wipe that ship clean and cover it in toilet paper first

I do wonder if they all sat whether that'd solve it, though. That is, if it'd be cleaner. Or maybe they don't need to sit to keep it clean. Idk

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I’ve worked maintenance for many years and I can assure there is no difference between men’s and women’s rest rooms other than there being urinals, they’re all disgusting, we’re all disgusting, all bathrooms are just wild animal shit houses.

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a woman and will leave the seat up at work (not at home)

We have unisex toilets and truck drivers use them - they regularly wee all over the toilet seats if left down :(

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

if there is a lid - always down

if there is no lid - always up

it is the safest, cleanest, fairest option

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 121 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Put the seat and the lid down before flushing.

load more comments (10 replies)
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you raise it, put it back down when you're done. If you put it down, put it back up when you're done. That seems fair.

Alternatively, if there's a lid, close the lid when you're done. Then everyone is equally "inconvenienced".

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my house, the toilet seat and lid are down when not in use. Because I have a cat and she's the kind of idiot that will jump into the toilet and then track toilet water into my bed.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I always close the lid so things don't fall in

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Biased how. Do the math. Half of us sit down to pee, all of us sit down to shit.

load more comments (16 replies)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (63 children)

People of the penile persuasion can sit while peeing. It is very easy to do.

load more comments (63 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›