I want what she has
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Id fall for anyone doing this to me
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Git βer done!
Quick, what are some ways to get a girl to say the number 95?
whats 9+5
that'd be 13, duh
Whatβs '9' + 5 in Javascript?
[object Object]
I don't know if I trust your answer based on your username
There's no rule saying that a snake can't write Javascript
14.000000003174
it's a surprise, always a surprise
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
Not if your girlfriend is a JavaScript developer.
Get off Lemmy, Terrence
Find a girl who was born in 1995, or 9/5 (either september 5 or may 9, depends on how she uses dates)
how many theses did Martin Luther famously nail to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, sparking the Protestant Reformation?
95, hell yeah, baby, that's Lightning's number from the movie Cars, cuz you're MyQueen, KACHOW!!!
How can people say baby to their SO? I find it so off putting
We call each other "baby love" sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though..
I did too and then I had an SO tell me they liked it, so I tried to get used to it because I wanted to do so for them. Now it's second nature and I don't think twice or get that weird awkward cringe feeling when I say it anymore.
I cringe harder at people saying "daddy" during coitus.
Wait. Is that something that actually happens? I thought it was a porn thing. I'm not from an English speaking country so it doesn't happen here
Damnπ₯Ί