this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I so desperately miss early last week when I didn’t know who charlie “dead loser boy” kirk was

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You misspelt his middle name.

It's Charlie "human fountain" Kirk.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Badum pssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I'm ready to get to know the next asshole this way.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So is that dude suggesting that dolphins aren't people? I don't care much for football or even Miami, but I am still pretty sure Miami Dolphins are still human.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Dolphins don't care much for football, either.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

and clearly, humans despise miami

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, Miami dolphins are still dolphins, and not human. A dolphin is a dolphin regardless of its location.

The Miami Dolphins are still Miami Dolphins, and therefore are the Dolphins.

Goddamn semantic satiation bout to kick in hard.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So then what do we classify the Miami Hurricanes as. Their name alludes they are a storm, their mascot on the other hand that they are very brave and or stupid enough to not move out of the way of a hurricane with haste.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love this video so much. I've watched it like thirty times and I giggle at the lost look at the crowd he does. It's so good.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

—Bill Hicks

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unexpected but appreciated Roundabout

[–] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed. That's really (chef's kiss)

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Heh the look of a tombstone when he realize he got trolled.