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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer? ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ช (vole.wtf)
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[โ€“] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

I scored 8 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ช

https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

Fun game.

[โ€“] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's an or not an xor

[โ€“] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know, Reiser is not a serial...

[โ€“] palordrolap@fedia.io 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think there's a personality anti-correlation that keeps this mostly exclusive.

Serial killers tend to be more outgoing and active (to a troubling degree), whereas coders who create their own languages tend to be indoors types who don't mind sitting in one place for long periods.

I mean there are plenty of psychologies that could make for someone who does both, but it would seem to reduce the odds a lot.

[โ€“] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I guess a competent programmer would rather go for paralllel killing.