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New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..

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[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Kitboga's latest video

Forcing Scammers To Solve Impossible Captchas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOzEnwl7LkA

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

He’s worked with Neal.fun before! He implemented the impossible password game into one of his fake banks.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how many dots in the eye exam (lvl 24)?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Instead of counting individual dots, count the rows and columns. There's one dot missing so then subtract one.

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe someone can help me? Tip of my brain....

Years ago like 8-10. I found a website that when you dragged your mouse over the page if was like dropping water into a pool of water but it was some very trippy colors. It had a bunch of sliders to change color and frequency and stuff. It kinda reminds me of those 90's 00's music visual programs on PC. It was really fun and worked on phone I think with less sliders. I have been looking for this site off and on for years now and yet to find it. Maybe it was just a fever dream while I was on something. Help would be cool to find a memory of my past if it is still around. THANKS!

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[–] penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm stuck on 23 (the couple kissing)

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

if you reset the puzzle, the object you have to find is then the cat guitarist or the chillies sign.

spoilerthe cat guitarist is a design on a black shirt that somebody seated is wearing, somewhat close to the camera.

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fuck that rhythm game. The frame rate is killing me

Edit: and who the fuck puts the reset button right below the gaddamn left button!?!?!?

Omg. I finally got it!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

None of my answers on level 19 are being accepted. What gives?

Edit: I got it, it's vertical, not horizontal.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

How the fuck do you do the Minecraft one?

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[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stuck at 16, "Enter the text below" where it shows me black screen with half a > sign on a corner. I tried entering that, "the text below" and any combination of those words, and the enter character. What am I missing?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something is definitely broken. It should show a 3D version of a normal Captcha, with letters and numbers spinning in 3D space. Have you tried refreshing the page? (It should remember your progress) And is your browser up to date?

[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It worked after a reload! I was able to advance a couple more screens but got another "enter the text below" with a black screen and gave up 😅

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[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna have to guess on 34. I don't remember my Calculus!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeh, 34 got me as well.
Fuck x by dx with bounds or range or whatever. Integrate this! (And I want you to imagine I'm grabbing my balls)

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is tic tac toe even possible? All I could get is loss or draw, I tried every combination

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

huh. the bot went really stupid and straight up didn't block me at all.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

It blocks me every time wtf

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Just keep trying, it seems to play perfectly like 75% of the time but make a mistake on purpose every now and then

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Well. So am i

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